earthdad:

seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen

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holyshmidt:

I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me.

I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep.

I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them,or even just smiled at them.

I can’t picture someone smiling at the computer screen or their cell phones when we’re talking.

I mean like…

Why would they even do that?

I’m just me.

Nothing extraordinary, or special.

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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via skylorde)

How the sky would look if the planets were as close as the moon

youeverwish:

lumos5000:

c-parks:

robmcdon:

spongebobsimonpants:

kellyeatworld:

guceubcuesu:

Moon…

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Mercury…

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Venus…

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Mars…

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Jupiter…

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Saturn…

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Uranus…

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Neptune…

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JUPITER. Holy fuck

What about if Earth had rings?

What would that look like

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this is like porn i love space

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Gallifrey…

But do you recall the most famous planet of them all? Seems not, because you forgot Pluto

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